Have a laugh!

Oh! Just look at this flash video. Its simply superb. Kudos to the people who made it. Helped me laugh. I am sure all of you will like it.

*Please click PLAY .. sit back and enjoy.

Le- Paradizei, My two years at Chennai - I, a preface.

Like some of my not-so-fortunate friends, and most certainly unfortunate me, Nikhil had a tough time in during the short trip in Chennai. He has chosen to relate his trauma here. Please don't ask me why he chose to call Chennai "Samsland". I have no idea.
I shall soon write down, probably in great detail of the numerous adventures and misadventures that happened with and to me in the Box-Spiral City..(see their script that stares you in the face everywhere). But two things: like Nikhil has wisely said, his post is a comic satire and not meant to provoke anyone - (for that matter local script will stare you in the face till you train your mind to read it.. what else can the poor script do?), and Chennai is a beautiful city with its unique features like any other city almost anywhere, which is soaked in the richness of culture as its Nai dosa is soaked in Ghee!

mADhatTerS

I was searching for some quick-bits for my readers when I came across the world's easiest quiz. Indeed the world is a crazy place to live in, and I fear that some day all of us so-called 'normal' people would be branded insane if this be the standard of our ridiculousness:

 

WORLD's EASIEST QUIZ:   (Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)  

 

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

 

Before I proceed let me remind you once again that you need only 3 correct answers to

pass this quiz. 

 

ANSWERS:

 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? ANS: Obviously 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats ? ANS: Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? ANS: Any donkey would know that it comes from Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? ANS: When else do they have time? Like normal people they celebrate it in November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? ANS: Donated by its best friend the Squirrel ('s fur)

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? ANS: Dogs, is the right answer. If you did not get that you are one yourself.

 

7) What was King George VI's first name ? ANS: Admitted, this is a bit tough. It was Albert

8) What color is a purple finch ? ANS: Come on now. You can't  be so dumb. It's CRIMSON. Are you blind or something?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? ANS: Where else can they get them at feather-weight prices, than New Zealand.

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? ANS: Oh! This one is a sitter..ORANGE of course!!

*All the questions asked herein are true and not fictitious in nature. Any co-incidences, verification matches and authentications are very much possible. All places, animals, names, colors mentioned herein are real and might have all types of connection with anybody or anything dead or living. 

# Many many thanks for the inputs to Mr, Praveen Kumar C.